Finally, a Government That Fits in a Diaper.

What you’re about to experience is a collection of emotional support products for the politically exhausted. And frankly, it’s the only thing keeping us from groveling back to our old boss and pretending we love Monday morning meetings.

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Your Daily Baby-Run Newsroom For The Politically Exhausted.

The Drudge Report, if it wore diapers. 👇

Crib News Now!

The Toy Box

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The Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Watching

Babyflix Originals

YouTube is where our baby politicians go full meltdown while you sip coffee and question your life choices. It’s basically political Jerry Springer, but with more diapers and less dignity. Subscribe before they start charging us for therapy.

Binge the Madness on YouTube

A 280-Character Dumpster Fire

The Internet’s Diaper Bin

Our X account is like a toddler learning to curse in public. It’s loud, messy, and somehow trending. Follow if you enjoy chaos with a side of trauma bonding.

Doomscroll with Us on X

Tantrums Never Looked This Good

The Diaper Lookbook

Our IG is basically a high-fashion tantrum runway. Every post is a vibe: pouty faces, chaotic energy, and an occasional poop joke.

Enter the Crib on Instagram