Finally, a Government That Fits in a Diaper.
What you’re about to experience is a collection of emotional support products for the politically exhausted. And frankly, it’s the only thing keeping us from groveling back to our old boss and pretending we love Monday morning meetings.
Politicians aren’t the only ones getting handouts
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The Toy Box
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Short Sleeve Tees
Warning: Wearing one of these may result in side-eyes, awkward family dinners,...
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The Sticker Cabinet
A prestigious collection of die-cut baby politicians, ready to be slapped on...
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Coffee Mugs
Because nothing says “functioning democracy” like drinking coffee out of a mug...
Best Sellers
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Presidential Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Let 'er Rip Mouse Pad - Nancy Pelosi
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Mug - JD Vance
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“Yes We Tan” Mug – Barack Obama
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Presidential Mouse Pad - Donald Trump
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Still Here, Still Sippin’ Mug - Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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Let That Sink In Magnet - Elon Musk
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Four Score and Seven Sips Ago Mug - Abraham Lincoln
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🚨 Just Dropped
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Stylin' Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Jacqueline Kennedy
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Stylin' Mouse Pad - Jacqueline Kennedy
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Stylin' Magnet - Jacqueline Kennedy
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Stylin' Sticker - Jacqueline Kennedy
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Together Puzzle (520 Piece) - Bernie Sanders
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Respect for Precedent Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Ketanji Brown Jackson
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The City We Deserve—Piece by Piece Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Mayor Brandon Johnson
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Not Me, Us—Piece by Piece Puzzle (520 Piece) - Bernie Sanders
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The Beardo Collection
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Beardo Mug - Beardo
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Beardo Hoodie - Beardo
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Fridge Recon: Beardo on Watch Magnet - Beardo
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Beardo Phone Case - Beardo
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“Slap ‘N’ Secure: Beard of Authority Sticker” - Beardo
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Beardo Crewneck Sweatshirt - Beardo
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The Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Watching
Babyflix Originals
YouTube is where our baby politicians go full meltdown while you sip coffee and question your life choices. It’s basically political Jerry Springer, but with more diapers and less dignity. Subscribe before they start charging us for therapy.
A 280-Character Dumpster Fire
The Internet’s Diaper Bin
Our X account is like a toddler learning to curse in public. It’s loud, messy, and somehow trending. Follow if you enjoy chaos with a side of trauma bonding.
Tantrums Never Looked This Good
The Diaper Lookbook
Our IG is basically a high-fashion tantrum runway. Every post is a vibe: pouty faces, chaotic energy, and an occasional poop joke.
YOU’VE REACHED ROCK BOTTOM!
(Of the Page, Not Democracy).
Scroll back up, buy something, because if we have to go back to our 9 to 5, the only thing in your feed will be actual politicians acting like babies, which is somehow worse.