They tried tapping my phones, but they can’t tap THIS case. Featuring a 3D wrap design and a silicone liner tougher than any Senate hearing, this Nixon phone case keeps your device scandal-free.
Drop it, toss it, or accidentally record over it — this case survives everything. Even me.
Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care: “Wipe it clean like a suspicious tape reel: quick, quiet, and with no loose ends.”
