{"product_id":"originalist-sippy-cup-energy-samuel-a-alito-jr","title":"Originalist Sippy Cup Energy - Samuel A. Alito Jr.","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"612\"\u003eThis 11oz vessel is not a “mug.” It is a \u003cem data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"301\"\u003edignified ceramic instrument\u003c\/em\u003e for the serious consumption of coffee—crafted for citizens who respect tradition, precedent, and the sacred constitutional right to stay caffeinated while judging everyone quietly. Displaying my baby-faced greatness, it’s the perfect reminder that some of us still read the fine print—\u003cem data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eand then footnote it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"923\"\u003eDrink from it in the morning and you’ll feel the calming comfort of a firmly held opinion—hot, steady, and not particularly interested in your feelings. It’s a collector’s item, which is another way of saying: you’ll want two—one for use, and one for posterity, like a dissent waiting for history to catch up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"955\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"956\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"956\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eVibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003eDurable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003eLarge handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003ePremium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"2415\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003eCare line:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003e“Clean it the way I handle controversy: calmly, repeatedly, and with absolutely no panic.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44636058812461,"sku":"15644187859458506856","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/4347\/7805\/files\/289090465382207864_2048.jpg?v=1771884072","url":"https:\/\/diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com\/products\/originalist-sippy-cup-energy-samuel-a-alito-jr","provider":"Diaper Diplomacy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}