{"product_id":"i-m-just-here-for-stability-justice-john-roberts","title":"“I’m Just Here For Stability” - Justice John Roberts","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"4675\" data-end=\"4957\"\u003ePut this on your fridge and enjoy the comforting illusion that someone, somewhere, is being calm about things. It’s a cut-out magnet of baby Chief Justice Roberts, clinging with quiet resolve—like the institution clings to dignity while the group chat is on fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4959\" data-end=\"5086\"\u003ePerfect for holding grocery lists, takeout menus, or reminders like “Stop doomscrolling” and “Buy more coffee.” You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5088\" data-end=\"5125\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5088\" data-end=\"5123\"\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"5126\" data-end=\"5531\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5126\" data-end=\"5205\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5128\" data-end=\"5205\"\u003eCut-out shape that clings like my base — steadfast, occasionally surprising\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5206\" data-end=\"5284\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5208\" data-end=\"5284\"\u003eStrong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles — I do not enjoy those\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5285\" data-end=\"5367\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5287\" data-end=\"5367\"\u003eGlossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition) — modestly stated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5368\" data-end=\"5449\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5370\" data-end=\"5449\"\u003eSticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones — regrettably true\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5450\" data-end=\"5531\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5452\" data-end=\"5531\"\u003ePerfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder — please don’t\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5636\" data-end=\"6828\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5533\" data-end=\"5634\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5533\" data-end=\"5554\"\u003eCare Instruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"5554\" data-end=\"5557\"\u003eWipe clean like you’re polishing an institution: gentle cloth, minimal drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\"","offer_id":44636148596781,"sku":"24892529862876515256","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/4347\/7805\/files\/5665016672970209967_1200.jpg?v=1771889874","url":"https:\/\/diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com\/products\/i-m-just-here-for-stability-justice-john-roberts","provider":"Diaper Diplomacy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}