{"product_id":"i-dissent-from-decaf-elena-kagan","title":"“I Dissent… From Decaf.” - Elena Kagan","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"280\" data-end=\"545\"\u003eLook, I’m not here to \u003cem data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"344\"\u003esell\u003c\/em\u003e you something. I’m here to uphold a tradition: morning coffee taken seriously, preferably with a small ceramic reminder that your opinions should be supported by facts, precedent, and a sturdy handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"742\"\u003eThis mug is charming in the way a well-written footnote is charming: quietly, confidently, and with the subtle implication that I’ve already thought three steps past whatever you’re about to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"772\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"772\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"853\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eVibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)—I’m neutral, you’re not\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eDurable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"975\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003eLarge handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003ePremium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"521\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003eCare line:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eWash it like you’d clean up a sloppy argument: thoroughly, calmly, and with zero drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44635986526253,"sku":"29818496817813923553","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/4347\/7805\/files\/4782132434177371119_2048.jpg?v=1771883728","url":"https:\/\/diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com\/products\/i-dissent-from-decaf-elena-kagan","provider":"Diaper Diplomacy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}