{"product_id":"constitutional-side-eye-mug-james-madison","title":"Constitutional Side-Eye Mug - James Madison","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis 11oz ceramic mug has read the whole Constitution and still has notes. Baby James Madison stares sideways like your coffee has exceeded its enumerated powers.\n\nUse it for careful plans, quiet strategy, and mornings that need a tiny architect of government judging the agenda from behind the steam.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstitution-grade baby side-eye\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable ceramic for long-form deliberation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe after committee review\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge handle for balanced checks and sips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite 11oz mug with crisp historical artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash by hand or machine, then return it to the proper branch of the cabinet.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":66796242206765,"sku":"27836330334153273422","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/4347\/7805\/files\/16364696505538292159_2048.jpg?v=1780265825","url":"https:\/\/diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com\/products\/constitutional-side-eye-mug-james-madison","provider":"Diaper Diplomacy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}