{"product_id":"blond-ambition-baby-boris-mug-boris-johnson","title":"Blond Ambition Baby Boris Mug - Boris Johnson","description":"\u003cp\u003eRight, well, here we have it - the absolutely spiffing Baby Boris mug that captures my natural leadership qualities from the very earliest age! As you can see, even as a cherubic infant, I possessed that unmistakable mop of golden hair and the sort of determined expression that would later lead Britain through Brexit and beyond. Absolutely brilliant stuff, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow then, this magnificent ceramic vessel is perfect for your morning cuppa while contemplating the great affairs of state, or perhaps while reading my latest column about the benefits of classical education and Latin declensions. Whether you are sipping Earl Grey or builder's tea, this mug shall serve as a daily reminder that even the most distinguished statespersons once wore nappies and babbled incoherently - though some might argue I never quite grew out of the latter! Cracking good fun for the whole family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe ceramic construction - as robust as my parliamentary majorities used to be\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz capacity - perfect size for a proper British brew, not like those dainty European portions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant colors that will not fade - unlike my approval ratings during certain unfortunate periods\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable handle designed for firm grip - much like my grasp on classical rhetoric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave safe for reheating - because sometimes even the best-laid plans need a second go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash gently - treat it with the same care I showed the Northern Ireland Protocol\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44764645752877,"sku":"25309224085484881894","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/4347\/7805\/files\/16256150316057157726_2048.jpg?v=1774828820","url":"https:\/\/diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com\/products\/blond-ambition-baby-boris-mug-boris-johnson","provider":"Diaper Diplomacy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}