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From JFK’s hair swoop to Trump’s end-of-year finale, each month spotlights an official presidential photo reimagined in our signature diaper-fied style. Hang it, flip it, salute it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSign it, frame it, or run on it. Whether you lean left, right, or simply love history with a pacifier, this calendar keeps your schedule on message—scandals shrunk, charisma amplified, tantrums tastefully timeboxed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 19px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe 12-Month Lineup\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJanuary — John F. Kennedy:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Ask not what your planner can do for you—ask where I put my binky.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFebruary — Lyndon B. Johnson:\u003c\/strong\u003e “I get things done. Also bottles. Mostly bottles.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMarch — Richard Nixon:\u003c\/strong\u003e “You won’t have me to kick around… unless it’s tummy time.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApril — Gerald Ford:\u003c\/strong\u003e “I may stumble, but these milestones are on schedule.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMay — Jimmy Carter:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Peanut-sized, solar-powered, Sunday-schooled.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJune — Ronald Reagan:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that playpen wall.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJuly — George H. W. Bush:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Read my lips: more snacks.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAugust — Bill Clinton:\u003c\/strong\u003e “I feel your pain—and I share my crayons.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeptember — George W. 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Everyone says so.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 19px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e“Hangs like a landslide victory; flips like a swing state.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e“Thick, semi-gloss pages—shinier than a campaign bus.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e“Colors so bold they’ll filibuster your wall.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e“Recyclable—after the wire takes its retirement.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; 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